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Madonna and A-Rod Ousted from Religious Sect
Entertainment | Mind Over Matter: The doors have been closed leaving the material girl and her superstar baseball player friend out in the cold while her thirty adopted children and his three remain protected by an elite religious educational group...
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CRASH: A New Cheap Real Estate and Housing Government Program
Home & Real Estate | Since the credit and mortgage crisis in the mid 2000, the Middle American buyer population has almost stopped purchasing homes and real estate altogether due to lack of trust in the economic system.
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Dell Laptops Used As Sterilization Devices
Humor | A leading laptop manufacturer is pleased to report that they have finally found a use for their latest series of laptops, sparking new investor interest in the company and a 143% increase in Dell stock.
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The First US Martial Law Declared
US Politics | January 2, 2017, a date that will live in infamy. President Robert Rockefeller announced to the American public the first US Martial law in response to a series of natural disasters.
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Tying the Knot Online: Sim City Way Ahead of Sin City
Culture & Religion | A melting pot of thousands of Americans showed up today at the Tropicana Hotel Casino and Resort on the infamous Vegas Strip for the first annual Online Knot Tying Festival.
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Hair Today, Prune Tomorrow - Hair Transplant from Kinky Source
Science & Medicine | After years of research and a multitude of clinical trials, Dr. Harry Muff of the Muff Hair Institute has received a patent and FDA approval for a new hair transplant procedure unlike any other whereby hair is taken from the pubic region of a donor source
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The Death of Til Death Do Us Part
Featured Writer | Dinosaur Law Revoked - Today in Congress history has been made, or erased depending on how you look at it. In a vote 10,000 to zero (no abstentions) Congress has wiped off the books an antiquated law and in so doing removed an entire industry of lawyers.
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NHL Adds Motorcyclist to Each Team
Sports & Athletics | With record-low attendance, no TV contract and sagging national interest, the National Hockey League felt like it needed to make some big changes to save the league.
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Perpetual Thought Machine
Featured Writer | Downloadable food seemed like such a great idea when Applesoft introduced it in 2105 but I prefer to order my beef-flavored sustenance packets the old fashioned way – by text messaging Wal-Mart.
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Area man watches Knicks game the old fashioned way for good cause
Sports & Athletics | Bob Mora, a 34-year-old computer programmer, is a basketball fan of the highest order.
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Perpetual Thought Machine
Featured Writer | Two Squids, One Bucket Dominates Internet
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Pam Anderson Jr. denied NY Apt. by Condo Board per Pet Law
Featured Writer | Stop the Bus by Sheryl Ostrager
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Woody adopts new wife; Micky Moore
Featured Writer | Stop the Bus By Sheryl Ostrager
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