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DoN´T anNoY tHe cRAZy PeRsON
by sheryl rosen

"Entertainment" | February 14, 2009 | Entertainment -

Hi Honey 

Brrrr, it's cold in NY.  Wish you were here to warm me up.  Thankfully, Feb. is a short month!  I have a hot story to tell you.  I forgot to tell you about the weird call I had the other night (I think it was Sat. night). The phone rings and a man on the other end says, "cocktail dress or gown?" So I say, "who is this?" He says again, "Cocktail dress or gown?" So I ask who it is again.  "Is this Alan?" (Remember the last time you were here I got a call from a friend who pretended to be Australian till I figured out who it was?)  "No, it's not Alan." Finally the guy says, "is this Julie?" "No it's not."  Then he says, "well tell me this, I have to go to a black tie affair so should my date wear a cocktail dress or gown?"  I say, "gown." He asks me how I know. I say I just know these things 'cause I used to go to a lot of black tie affairs.  He then asks, "what type of gowns do you have?" So I say, "a lot; too many to describe."  Then he says, "do you wear nice lingerie underneath them?" So I say, "Well, it's been a while so I'll have to go somewhere nice with my really fabulous boyfriend and find out what he likes." Click. Guess he didn't like something I said.

So, what do you like? Here's what we're going to do - even though we're staying in for New Years Eve I want to wear a gown. What do you think about that?

Btw, here's a funny part to an email exchange - think you'll like this one: "There's a lot of TLC which is something I require. My bf used to hold a pillow at night. He said he's been doing it since he was a kid. I was so jealous - of a pillow! Finally I said something. Now half the night he holds his pillow and the other half me.  It's fine that way (maybe he realized something had to give and became worried about finding the down where it shouldn't be)."

HONEY HONEY I MISS YOU AND LOVE YOU. It's too cold in NY (hope you liked these emails).
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO (You never told me how many XO's fill up an iphone screen).

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by Sheryl Ostrager nee Rosen

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