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Jesse Ventura to Run a Gay Bar in Plum Island
by Anonymous

"US Politics" | January 7, 2011 | Boston, Massachusetts -

We’ve been told by an anonymous source that Jesse Ventura (a former governor, a former mayor, a former Navy SEAL, and a know conspiracy theorist) and his team have been seen visiting Plum Island on several occasions. And the main reason for his and his team’s constant visit is to build a "gay bar". Yes, a gay and lesbian bar. Sources have speculated from various tips (including a secret meeting with Kerry Lan, co-founder of “Raindow NYC”, one of the active gay and lesbian groups in New York City) that the former Minnesota governor was planning to build a center hub as part of his strategic plan in running for the next 2012 US Presidency election.

It may seem a bit odd to us that Mr. Ventura is venturing a gay bar operation (as his official business in Plum Island) and simultaneously running a presidency campaign hub. But a highly regarded gossip expert told us that this could be one of the most ingenious ideas anyone could ever have attempted. Creating deterrence for the media will sway the focus from his actual plan; whatever it may be.

Mr. Ventura has been in the limelight and has the notoriety from his radical views and opinions about certain controversial US policies and political figures.

Some (real) facts:
James George Janos (born July 15, 1951) is an American politician, former governor of Minnesota, Navy UDT veteran, actor, and former radio and television talk show host. As a professional wrestler, he is best known for his nickname, Jesse "The Body" Ventura, and tenure in the World Wrestling Federation as a combatant and color commentator. In 2004, he was inducted into the company's Hall of Fame.

In the Minnesota gubernatorial election of 1998, running as an Independent and member of the Reform Party, he was elected the 38th Governor of Minnesota and served from January 4, 1999, to January 6, 2003, without seeking a second term.

Plum Island was probably first seen by Europeans in 1614 when Adriaen Block, a Dutchman employed by the Dutch West India Company, charted the area. The island was named from the beach plums that grow along the shores, and an old Dutch map made about 1640 shows the name “Pruym Eyelant” (Plumb Island). In 1659 the little island was purchased by Samuel Willis III, son of the Governor of Connecticut, from Wyandanch, the ruling local Indian Chieftain of Long Island, for a coat, a barrel of biscuits and 100 fishhooks.

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