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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's Twins Spotted in Oshkosh
by sheryl rosen

"Entertainment" | July 4, 2028 | New York, NY -

Its twenty years since the birth of the infamous twins, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, entered this world and into the hearts, if not minds, of many. Instantaneously with their birth, the two garnered what would become the first of a long list of accomplishments starting with being registered into Wikepedia, Who’s Who and the Guinness Book of World Records for a one day on earth earnings of over ten million dollars each; funds earned by simply having their portraits published on their way out of the delivery room.

The first feeding pictures, known as “Silver Spoons” sold in eBay galleries all over the world, where the twins were paid to sport Tiffany baby spoons, was reported to fetch another ten million a piece. It didn’t start there. Joining the Jolie-Pitt clan of well provided for siblings includes older siblings Carrefour Maddox, Carrefour Zahara, Pax and Shiloh who’s financial situations differ drastically. Back in 2006, the astute parents, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, took an unusual measure to brand the names of two of the adopted children by entering a contract with the international supermarket giant setting the stage for what was to come. Best laid plans. What was thought to be a financially prudent move turned into years of physically demanding upset due to the contract provisions binding the two children to company products. Endorsements Carrefour Maddox and Carrefour Zahara required the two to bounce around from country to country, promoting item to item, each time Carrefour was bought, sold, bought again until the merger with Inbev-Anheiser-Bush.

In the latest merger the two, now adults, are once again separated from the clan in order to introduce a fast food meal of beans and beer to the African jungle. Pax and Shiloh didn’t do much better. These two children were mainly left home while one parent, Brad Pitt made and produced on-location films or tended to his Katrina housing program, often in the care of a revolving door of nannies and tutors. Despite attempts to put all the Jolie-Pitt children into neighborhood schools, the special needs of the families got in the way. Private tutors were hired for all the Jolie-Pitt children. At the same time Carrefour Maddox and Carrefour Zahara were traveling throughout Europe and the Ivory Coast, Pax and Shiloh were groomed in finance entering Oxford University School of Economics at the tender ages of twelve and ten. At the same time, the twins Knox and Vivienne were at home studying with the tutors in order to avoid the unrelenting paparazzi.

The Pitt-Jolie net worth, back in 2018 was said to be in the range of half a billion dollars, is held in an irrevocable trust benefiting various charities in several continents the two support, thus eliminating nearly all of the couples taxable earnings. Pax and Shiloh, joint chairpersons for the trust accounts, reportedly remain isolated behind conference room doors all day and into the night visiting the rest of the clan only on religious holidays since a number of religions are practiced between the parents and siblings. Sibling Rivalry Grew. With Pax and Shiloh in London, the Carrefour two mainly away as with Brad, and Angelina attempting to restore her body and career, Knox and Vivienne grew up indoctrinated into computer age as a means to communicate with their dispersed clan.

Because of the well published accounts on Google or Wickepedia the youngest Jolie-Pitt children became keenly aware of the activities, business deals and subsequent net worth of their parents and siblings. By the time the twins were seven it was reported that they were completely inseparable and remain so until this week when the two were spotted in Oshkosh (in the clothes and in Wisconsin). In a public statement, Knox and Viv spoke to their once adoring fans in alternating sentences; “While we have to thank our parents and our siblings for making us into what we are today, together, and at the same time have chosen to leave that nest.” “As a matter of independence, our plan is to stick together to start our own kibbutz, here in the US, where we will grow rice to help feed the poor in our own country.” “We encourage others to join our organization, live on our grounds and work our land.” “We hope that in so doing, we form lasting friendships while we strive to help those far needier than ourselves.” “We again want to thank our parents and siblings for showing us the good we can all do if we apply ourselves to a better cause.” “Applications are available on our website, Oshkosh or Bust.” “G-d bless America, and G-d bless us all.” During the press statement, Brad has been spotted filming on the Oshkosh grounds while Angelina had been placing signs around the property, now sitting down to handle interviews. Thus far only five people have applied.

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By Sheryl Rosen

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