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How to Find Discounted Designer Shoes this Holiday Season
Classifieds Ads | This up and coming holiday will have some not too good news for a lot of big retailers including the giant retailer Macy’s and online giant Amazon. The declining economical climate will again rule the public buying trend.
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Irony Deficiency Causes Local Panic
US Politics | Be Careful What You Wish For
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Stop the Bus - Episode 4 & 5
Entertainment | DoN't AnNoY tHe CraZY PeRsON
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Boston Tea Party's New Face
US Politics | Bring a smile and some cash
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Stop The Bus - Episodes 2 & 3
Entertainment | DoN't ANnOy tHE cRazY pERsOn
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Are You Dairy King or Dairy Queer
Business & Finance | In order to up profits, Dairy Queen branches into Dairy King and Dairy Queer in attempt to get more straight men to buy ice cream
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Prime Minister Eats Prime Rib
World News | $5000 for an Award Night Dinner should be a trough-fee as Prime Minister's bad manners invite open mic discussion
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Anheuser - Busch InBev Merger Sparks Riots
US Politics | Hundreds of multi-colored 1980’s T-top Camaro’s, rusty pickup trucks, and Mullet wearing trailer park folks have packed the streets of St Louis after Anheuser-Busch Announced its intent to Merge with InBev
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U.S Army Recalls Thousands of WWII Vets to Active Duty
US Politics | The U.S Army announced today that it would be recalling thousands of aging WWII veterans to active duty over the next few months amid recent recruiting shortfalls and troop retention troubles.
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Ma Bell - Episode 1
Personal/Adults | I needed to change my phone number since for months I received crank calls in the middle of the night...
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Latest Celebrity Trend: Cancer
Entertainment | Celebrities are determined to get cancer and are taking extreme measures to get it
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U.S. Army Unveils New Blackhawk Helicopter
Business & Technology | A proud day for the U.S Army as it unveil there newest most technologically advanced Blachawk Helicopter at Fort Campbell Ky, Home of the famed 101st Airborne Division
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President Obama and the Element of the Fifth
US Politics | it's a year since burr akk became da prez and what duz it mien?
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The UA Machine
Humor | Gil Bascom has an idea about the dialysis machine St. Jo's has discarded.
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Homeopathic Automobilia: Functional Use of Biological Systems in Humans
Humor | Based upon the hypothesis that space travel requires an autoexecutor state in nuclear transit, what better modem than an automobile?
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The Drop Felt Around the World
World News | What happens with the the last drop of oil? Early yesterday mornin in a remote area of the Siberian Peninsula the very last drop of oil was pumped from the ground.
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Madonna and A-Rod Ousted from Religious Sect
Entertainment | Mind Over Matter: The doors have been closed leaving the material girl and her superstar baseball player friend out in the cold while her thirty adopted children and his three remain protected by an elite religious educational group...
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World Insect Plague Linked to British Driving Habits
Science & Medicine | Prime Minister Baffled - A groundbreaking study at Duck Island Laboratories appears to shed new light on insect behavior, intellect and flight patterns.
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CRASH: A New Cheap Real Estate and Housing Government Program
Home & Real Estate | Since the credit and mortgage crisis in the mid 2000, the Middle American buyer population has almost stopped purchasing homes and real estate altogether due to lack of trust in the economic system.
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Dell Laptops Used As Sterilization Devices
Humor | A leading laptop manufacturer is pleased to report that they have finally found a use for their latest series of laptops, sparking new investor interest in the company and a 143% increase in Dell stock.
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North California to South California: We’re glad we’re separate states!
US Politics | After much heated debate in today’s state senate, California has declared that it is no longer unified, making Northern California and Southern California the 50th and 51st states in our nation.
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The First US Martial Law Declared
US Politics | January 2, 2017, a date that will live in infamy. President Robert Rockefeller announced to the American public the first US Martial law in response to a series of natural disasters.
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Tying the Knot Online: Sim City Way Ahead of Sin City
Culture & Religion | A melting pot of thousands of Americans showed up today at the Tropicana Hotel Casino and Resort on the infamous Vegas Strip for the first annual Online Knot Tying Festival.
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Hair Today, Prune Tomorrow - Hair Transplant from Kinky Source
Science & Medicine | After years of research and a multitude of clinical trials, Dr. Harry Muff of the Muff Hair Institute has received a patent and FDA approval for a new hair transplant procedure unlike any other whereby hair is taken from the pubic region of a donor source
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The Death of Til Death Do Us Part
Featured Writer | Dinosaur Law Revoked - Today in Congress history has been made, or erased depending on how you look at it. In a vote 10,000 to zero (no abstentions) Congress has wiped off the books an antiquated law and in so doing removed an entire industry of lawyers.
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NHL Adds Motorcyclist to Each Team
Sports & Athletics | With record-low attendance, no TV contract and sagging national interest, the National Hockey League felt like it needed to make some big changes to save the league.
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Perpetual Thought Machine
Featured Writer | Downloadable food seemed like such a great idea when Applesoft introduced it in 2105 but I prefer to order my beef-flavored sustenance packets the old fashioned way – by text messaging Wal-Mart.
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Area man watches Knicks game the old fashioned way for good cause
Sports & Athletics | Bob Mora, a 34-year-old computer programmer, is a basketball fan of the highest order.
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Perpetual Thought Machine
Featured Writer | Two Squids, One Bucket Dominates Internet
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Pam Anderson Jr. denied NY Apt. by Condo Board per Pet Law
Featured Writer | Stop the Bus by Sheryl Ostrager
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Woody adopts new wife; Micky Moore
Featured Writer | Stop the Bus By Sheryl Ostrager
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